Thursday, February 12, 2009

why america is huge

America is obese. We know it, and some of us are proud of it. Who's proud of it? Probably the people that eat meals like these:

Belly Buster at Denny's.

Brick of cheese fries
7 pound breakfast burrito
Corn dog pizza
Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough

two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce with the addition of cheese and egg, wrapped in croissant dough.
Sloppy Joe on a Krispy Kreme
70 pound Rice Krispie Treat

Or, there's always the french fry covered, fried hot dog Samy from the Kane Show can teach you how to make.

Oh my. If all of this stuff was really eaten... People need to stop worrying about getting too much food at a buffet, or drinking one too many beers, because this stuff is even worse.

Can you imagine saying you ate a Sloppy Joe filled Krispy Kreme for dinner?! Holy cow.

Congratulations, people. You're fat.


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