So, there was some big news this week. Lee Redmond got in a car accident, and broke her nails.
I know. It's a tragedy. How will she, or any of us, ever make it through this?
Oh. What's that? You don't know who Lee Redmond is? Well, she's the lady with the longest fingernails in the world!
You still don't care? Yeah, okay, neither did I. Until I watched the video and looked at the pictures and realized how creepy it all is.
Okay so if you're like me.. You're wondering a million more things. How does she keep her hands warm? She can't wear gloves. How does she go to the bathroom? How does she text?! How does she do ANYTHING?!
Oh. Well, it's a good thing Ellen has been around for a couple of years because she asked all of the questions we wonder. [Well, most, anyways.]
Ellen is my hero. Have I ever said that?
Anyways, this lady is crazy. And I'm disgusted by those nails, just like everyone in Ellen's audience. So I'm going to celebrate her car accident/breakage of nails.
Is that wrong? Eh, I don't really care.