Wednesday, January 7, 2009

adding to the collection

Not that anyone thought it would, but it didn't take long for the Hef to fill all 3 of the positions of his "girls next door."

You should already know about his twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.. But now he officially has one more!

Her name: Crystal Harris. Age: 22. What she thinks about herself: "I'm a good girl.. Most of the time."

Ohh boy. No Playboy girl is a "good girl." If they were, the rest of us would already be in Heaven we're so good.

Nonetheless, glad your life is back in place, Hef.. All blondes once again.. Imagine that.

love,
elizabethany

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