1.) She's not a lesbian. Despite what people might think because of the fact that she's dating SaMANtha Ronson, she's not. And she MIGHT be a lesbian.. But it's not definite.
"I don't want to classify myself. First of all, you never know what's going to happen... tomorrow, in a month, in a year, 5 years from now.."
--Lindsay Lohan, about her sexuality
So basically, she's afraid to admit it... OR she's one of those "lesbians until graduation" [even though she's not graduating] and will "snap out of it" soon.
2.) Her terminology hasn't changed in half a century. What is Barack Obama to her? "The first colored president."
COLORED! She said COLORED! Who says that anymore?!?! [Video here.]
You never cease to amaze me, Lindsay. Or anyone for that matter.. You've been all the buzz in the past 24 hours.