What is a good indication that you officially suck at life?
a) Tina Fey does an impersonation of you and EVERYONE loves it.. because it's dead on, basically saying you're an idiot and ridiculous.
b) Your daughter decides to have a baby right when you announce you're running for VP of the US.
c) Madonna bans you from her concerts.
The answer: C.
And yes, it's true.
Madonna declared Saturday that Veep Candidate Sarah Palin was not allowed to come to her concert.
"Sarah Palin can't come to my party. Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal," she said.
She then made a comment about Palin's husband's snowmobile not starting, followed by a loud screech.
But really, EVERYONE likes Madonna. And if they don't now, they most certainly did at some point. Imagine being like "I'm going to be VP.. I can do whatever I want" and then have Madge say "no way will I EVER see you attend my shows." Wow. Ouch.
I don't see the scrutiny ending any time soon, Sarah, so you might as well get used to it, I guess.
Following the rules of what you suggested in the post, I actually think A is the correct answer, along with Palin just being Palin (and her folksy diction like "Joe Six Pack"). Madge's comments would have been a lot more relevant if the 1988 election was a month away. But she lost a lot of power and credibility through time, and a lot of it was speeded up from basically transforming herself into a dignified British woman. I'm no Madonna hater (I think that Lucky Star is like "The Godfather" of pop songs), but C could only be the answer if 1988 Madonna came out of a time portal during her tour, exclaimed the joke, then pushed her cone bras through the eyes of a giant picture of Sarah Tina Fey Palin.
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