What is a good indication that you officially suck at life?
a) Tina Fey does an impersonation of you and EVERYONE loves it.. because it's dead on, basically saying you're an idiot and ridiculous.
b) Your daughter decides to have a baby right when you announce you're running for VP of the US.
c) Madonna bans you from her concerts.
The answer: C.
And yes, it's true.
Madonna declared Saturday that Veep Candidate Sarah Palin was not allowed to come to her concert.
"Sarah Palin can't come to my party. Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal," she said.
She then made a comment about Palin's husband's snowmobile not starting, followed by a loud screech.
But really, EVERYONE likes Madonna. And if they don't now, they most certainly did at some point. Imagine being like "I'm going to be VP.. I can do whatever I want" and then have Madge say "no way will I EVER see you attend my shows." Wow. Ouch.
I don't see the scrutiny ending any time soon, Sarah, so you might as well get used to it, I guess.