nifty: iphone case is also a condom case

Looky here, fellas! No more excuses for not having a condom, no more awkwardly getting caught with them, no more having to keep them in the forbidden place that is your wallet... You can store them right in your phone!

Your phone is with you everywhere, so it only makes sense, right?! That's what this playa-playa thought, too. [He refers to himself as a playa. Hence the name of the case. Watch out for the "don't hate the playa hate the game" line.]



Now he's gettin laid every day! Well hott damn, boy!

I guess everyone needs one of these now. [Or, as soon as they become available.] They're $30 and come in three colors! Even pink for the ladies! Holla!

Play safe, everyone.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: the evolution of the zack morris phone

On a day that has been wildly anticipated, I want to take a look back into the 90s [as if I don't always want to do such a thing]. Everyone has been contemplating what the iPhone 5 is going to bring this world, but let's be real- it's probably going to be way too much for one tiny phone.

Maybe I'm still a little anti-smartphone, but seriously... LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME IN NOT VERY LONG!



Just imagine what we'll have in a decade. I see invisible phones that read our minds and MIND-DIAL. Forget about the pocket dialing.. that's going to be a thing of the past.

Sure, I'm excited to see what this phone will bring, but I'd much rather have a Zack Morris-alike. Or at least this sweet attachment.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: father/son team sends iphone into space to get video

Tweet This is pretty freakin' incredible, and I'm surprised my dad never tried to do this.

A dad and son figured out a way to attach an iPhone and HD camera to a weather balloon, send it into space, and then retrieve it after it comes back to Earth so that they have the video.

I'm no space geek, but this is awesome.



So maybe I do need to get a smart phone if I want to be able to do cool things, huh?!

It may not be anything more than what we normally do to get pictures from space sometimes, but it was homemade and totally clever. It felt like I was the one going into space with it! [If I had built the thing, anyway..]

YAY for smart people!

love,
elizabethany

nifty: itrust iphone app

Ohhh.. Just what we've always wanted... A gadget to tell us if our significant other was snoopin' around in our stuff!

The iTrust iPod app will totally help you out! They made it so you can see exactly what they were trying to get into while you were making them dinner in the kitchen.

I LOVE it. It sucks because now I know I better not even think about trying to snoop around, but it's okay because I learned my lesson a very long time ago. When you snoop, you find things you don't want to see and you cry. And who wants to cry?! Not this girl.

It's a shame my phone isn't my iPod, because I would absolutely buy it and leave it laying around to see what my nosey mother would try to look at.

There really is an app for everything.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 110909

Good morning and Happy Monday, everyone! I hope your weekend was fantabulous! :)

• 10 things not to say to any guy watching football. #3 is most important in my book.
  
• I really need to get back into watching Gossip Girl... There's going to be a threesome tonight!
• 14 things you didn't learn in school but wish they taught you in Sex-Ed.
• George Bush may not be president anymore, but we're still laughing at all of the things he said while in the White House.
• Guys- There are some things your girl shouldn't know, no matter what.
  
• I know someone who could fit into this list of World's Oddest Couples.
  
• No one is getting hurt by the Swine Flu more than Piglet.
• I'll never leave you... Never.
• Hobo-chic?: A brown bag beanie hat.
• For the Robert Pattinson freaks [that I don't understand], here... Have his mouth in your.. Eh hum.
• You've always wanted that X-ray vision through clothing, and now there's an app for that.
  
  
  
• If this doesn't make you want to set up a table and break out the pong balls immediately, you're not human.
  
  
  
• Hilarious: The Sims: The Horror Movie. [If you've ever played Sims, you need to watch this.]
  
  
  

That's the end for today! Have a great Manic Monday!

love,
elizabethany

watch: the best costume you'll see- iphone

I thought the real-life comic girl was pretty great, and I also thought that the costume we made Mikey P this weekend was going to be epic.... Then I saw this video.



How crazy is that?! I mean, it probably wasn't TOO hard to make, to be honest... But it's gotta be hella heavy, and it is really great.

I wonder if there's a karaoke app for the iPhone? I'm sure there is. It'd be super fun to play on someone's Halloween costume, wouldn't it?!

So far, they absolutely win the best costume I've seen this year.

Only 4 more days, friends!!

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: ochocinco iphone app

We all know Mr. Chad Ochocinco loves himself and will do anything to get the public in on what he’s up to at all times. From constant twitter updates to warning the press about his upcoming touchdown celebrations, the man always seems to amaze me.

But don’t just stop there, the man now has an ipod application all to himself. For $4.99 anybody with an iphone or itouch can have the “Chad Ochocinco Experience” application at the palm of their hands. Worth it?

Well the app comes with all sorts of insight into the life of Ochocinco. Here’s just a few…

[Click here to read the rest from Mikey P.]

watch: the new puma iphone app

There's an iPhone app for everything, duh.

But what about if you want to see people strip off their clothes as the stock market goes up and down?!

Yup, there's an app for that, too.

Puma is capitalizing on the bad economy and combining it with their underwear line. The worse the economy, the more clothes their models will strip.



So now you'll be hoping the economy goes down, eh?!

I'll admit... Those guys are mega-hunks. Mmm mm MM!! It's a shame I don't have an iPhone. I also don't really care about the stock market. Woops... Did I say that?!

love,
elizabethany

why is there an isnort?

I don't know what to think about this. It's called iSnort, and people basically separate coccaine and then snort it. It seems very real, minus the actual coccaine in the nose thing.



Bad thing: It's promoting people to do drugs and turn into Steveo. [Okay, maybe not that serious... I just saw his documentary last night so it's all I think about when it comes to drugs right now.]

Good thing: Maybe it could help people quit because they'd be doing it, but not really. Plus, the amount of work that went into this program is pretty ridiculous, I feel.

Ohh, iPhone. You're ridiculous. That is all.

love,
elizabethany