elizabethanytv: condom races with zara larsson

Did you see the girl who put a condom on her leg to prove that no guy is too big for one? Here's a refresher.

To all the guys saying "my dick is too big for condoms" TAKE A SEAT

Ein von Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) gepostetes Foto am Jan 5, 2015 at 12:40 PST

SO... turns out she's a 17 year old Swedish singer and was set to come into the studio. Obviously I had to turn it into a very unique game that no one else would ever be down with.

Her mom was in the room, and I dared her to race me in putting condoms on crazy ish. Those Swedes are a lot more liberal than we are, though. their openness in sex talk is ridiculously refreshing. They called us Americans out for almost whispering every time we mention condoms on the air. That's just silly.

So who wins?


Yeah, that was bad on my part. Like, really bad. I don't even have nails and I still managed to break them all. Hey Trojan- have any comment on why a grown ass woman can't make it happen?

Seriously, though... that girl is a champ. I'm speechless.

Hopefully we'll have more of the performance posted on the website soon.

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elizabethany

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nifty: iphone case is also a condom case

Looky here, fellas! No more excuses for not having a condom, no more awkwardly getting caught with them, no more having to keep them in the forbidden place that is your wallet... You can store them right in your phone!

Your phone is with you everywhere, so it only makes sense, right?! That's what this playa-playa thought, too. [He refers to himself as a playa. Hence the name of the case. Watch out for the "don't hate the playa hate the game" line.]



Now he's gettin laid every day! Well hott damn, boy!

I guess everyone needs one of these now. [Or, as soon as they become available.] They're $30 and come in three colors! Even pink for the ladies! Holla!

Play safe, everyone.

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elizabethany

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new fun game!: when condoms become branded [in bed]

Ever get a condom from a bar or some random place? Hopefully you threw them straight into the trash. Let's be real: Those things aren't going to stop any babies from being created.

These probably won't either... but IF they did in fact exist, I'd save them forever just so I could have a good chuckle every once in a while.

No, they don't really exist beyond this clever little Tumblr, but some of these slogans really are perfect.

Maybe we should start adding "in bed" to all popular slogans, instead of fortunes.

• "The Breakfast of Champions in bed"
• "Break me off a piece of that... in bed"
• "Good 'til the last drop in bed"
• "We love to see you smile in bed"
• "Tastes great, less filling in bed"
• "Where's the beef in bed?"
• "It gives you wings in bed"
  

Yeah. This just got fun. What else do you have to add? Tweet or comment it! I'll totally share!

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elizabethany

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