secret: melissa's milking her 15 minutes

I hope none of you guys were thinking ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader/Bachelor loser/DWTS contestant was going to fade out after she finishes this season... I don't see it happening.

Hugh Hef has offered her $500,000 to pose in Playboy after she is done Dancing!

"Hef really wants Melissa to do a pictorial because she's the ultimate girl next door. He thinks she has it all: beauty, brains and spunk. And it doesn't hurt that she has a terrific figure."

She denied the offer.. For now, at least. She can't pose nude until at least 3 months after the season of DWTS wraps. From there, who knows what will happen, right?!

She's obviously hott, and would be great for the magazine... But if she wins DWTS, she could be set money-wise for quite some time. [They make pretty good money, for an average, not a real star, star.!]

What do you think though? Should she do it?!



love,
elizabethany

adding to the collection

Not that anyone thought it would, but it didn't take long for the Hef to fill all 3 of the positions of his "girls next door."

You should already know about his twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.. But now he officially has one more!

Her name: Crystal Harris. Age: 22. What she thinks about herself: "I'm a good girl.. Most of the time."

Ohh boy. No Playboy girl is a "good girl." If they were, the rest of us would already be in Heaven we're so good.

Nonetheless, glad your life is back in place, Hef.. All blondes once again.. Imagine that.

love,
elizabethany

didn't take long

So, the Girls are really moving on.

Holly is making out in public with her new bf Criss Angel, and now.. GASP!

KENDRA IS ENGAGED!!!

Her boyfriend [I wonder how long they've been dating??] proposed to her atop the Space Needle this weekend. And BOTH families were in attendance!

Did I mention her fiance is Philadelphia Eagles' Hank Baskett? So typical of her. She loves football, and now she's got herself a hott football player. And I'm officially jealous. :-P

I'm glad they're having real relationships post-Hef! Or.. "real".. whatever they may be, it's cool!

Congrats, lady!

love,
elizabethany

new buns

We all know it's not hard for Hugh Hefner to find new women.. or.. girls, but who knew he'd have his new leading ladies THIS fast?!

And who knew they'd be barely legal.. age-wise and when it comes to past issues.



They're 19 year old twins, and both were arrested for aggravated battery in Florida. [They say it was self defense, but doesn't everyone say that these days?]

They're definitely hott, but can they fill the shoes of our favorite Girls Next Door?? They certainly want to.. and with a criminal record I don't think they can be too prissy of girls, eh?

But.. 19?! Really?! Yikes.

I think it's time to holler at some MILFs, Hef.

love,
elizabethany

can his empire really fail?!

Rumors are everywhere about the breakups between Hugh Hefner and his beloved "girls next door." [It IS true that Holly officially walked out on him for good after a talk in which he said he could/would not have kids with her.] They've got men on the side, they're not coming back for another season, yadda yadda yadda.

Another rumor: He's going bankrupt. True or false? Looks to be true.

He's been forced to cut staffing, and now he's hosting one of the infamous parties in hopes of making money.

If you want to go to the party at the mansion (in which he PAYS RENT to his company for.. 700,000$ a year!!) you have to dish out somewhere between 5,000$ and 25,000$. Woah.

Who knew guy's favorite magazine would end up strugglin'..

Thanks, US economy..

love,
elizabethany

apparently she's really multi-talented

So what will Palin do if she doesn't win the election with McCain?

The Pussycat Dolls want her to join the group.

....... What?!

Nicole Scherzinger, the lead singer of the Dolls, said "She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she's hot." I guess that's all you need to be to be in that group.

AND! The Hef has even asked her to strip for Playboy! Wow.

Now I don't know if I'd rather her win the election or not..

Syke. That'd be totally entertaining to see. Good luck dancing, Sarah! :)

love,
elizabethany