don't worry about her

If you were worried about Melissa Rycroft, the girl who got dumped on the Bachelor after being proposed to, don't.

Not only did she tell Ellen all about how she has a new boyfriend, but she's making more appearances on nighttime television, too! Jillian and Molly won't take her spotlight!

While Jillian is the new Bachelorette, and Molly and Jason run away somewhere and probably plan a show about their wedding, Melissa will be competing on Dancing With the Stars!!!!

Jewel and Nancy O'Dell both dropped out after injuries last week, so ex-Hef-wifey Holly Madison and Melissa are stepping in!

Melissa's going to be great, I know it. She was a Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader, and she's a hottie, so it's obvious.

This whole season is going to be SO GOOD!! Not that I've ever been into it, but I'm DEFINITELY going to be this time! The question is: Who will I root for?! Shawn? Melissa? Steve-o? Lil Kim? The options are endless.

love,
elizabethany

blonde hotties

I stumbled upon AIM's 100 Hottest Blondes today.... And I must say, I'm VERY unhappy with the list.

Some of the people they picked are okay, and I'm alright with their placements. Some, not so much.

First of all... The Olsen Twins. They have Ashley as #91 and Mary-Kate as #82. Tell me.. Do you think MK is hotter than Ashley?! I do not. They even put LiLo ahead of her. Not okay.

Also, Kristen Bell is number 99. She's flippin' gorgeous. That's way too low of a number. Brittany Snow is only 79. Pam Anderson is ahead of her, at 73, and they use this picture to state their case.... Hmmm...

Whitney Port (#58), Kristin Cavalieri (#90), and Heidi Montag (#26) all made it in there, but no sightings of star LC. Weird?

Amanda Bynes is only #51, with Aubrey O'Day being way ahead of all of the before-mentioned people at #42. WHAT! AND Brooke Hogan is ahead of ALL of them at 32, with PARIS at 28. Oh, and Kendra Wilkinson is 27, and Bridget is 24. Because she's definitely hotter than all of these people...........

Rat lookalike Taylor Swift made it above Kate Winslet (#21) to get the 17 spot. After her, I was okay with the selection. Reese Witherspoon, Blake Lively and Hayden Pannettiere followed. But then, HilDuff and Holly Madison made out with #11 and #10.. Interesting. Then it was okay again with Carrie Underwood and Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Heidi Klum.

The top 3 killed me though. Anna Faris, Victoria Silvstedt, and SCARLETT JOHANSSON!

Seriously... Are these girls REALLY the hottest blondes they could think of?! Whoever made this list must have been drinking and forgot to take off their drunk goggles. Clearly they saw something I'm not.

My girl Britney was only #36 [although, I'm glad she was at least included] and Ellen isn't even on the list!

I'm going to have to redo this how I think for this week or something. Maybe I'll do a section of brunettes and red-heads, too. Suggestions are welcome.

AIM... You just lost all credibility for doing top-whatever lists. Congratulations.

love,
elizabethany

who woulda thunk!?

Some networks are really struggling to come up with new ideas and shows these days.. And it's kinda sad.

I think I have given up on VH1 already. [Although, I've heard I need to watch "For the Love of Ray J... So we'll see.] MTV is on the borderline.

E! I am normally okay with. And even this new show I might catch from time to time.. But it does lack the "new" factor.

They're giving the most rambunctious Girl Next Door her own serious, simply called "Kendra," that will take us into her life as she leaves the life of everything handed to her by Hef, to the life of everything handed to her by a pro football player.

I mean... Uhh... As she becomes an "independent woman."

Anyways, it's going to be on this fall, on E! of course. And honestly, she was my favorite of the 3, and she's definitely entertaining, so maybe it will be good. Maybe. We'll see I guess. It might be kinda like watching Jessica on "Newlyweds" back in the day.

Kendra, do something great. But be yourself. We're sick of everything always being set up these days.

love,
elizabethany

didn't take long

So, the Girls are really moving on.

Holly is making out in public with her new bf Criss Angel, and now.. GASP!

KENDRA IS ENGAGED!!!

Her boyfriend [I wonder how long they've been dating??] proposed to her atop the Space Needle this weekend. And BOTH families were in attendance!

Did I mention her fiance is Philadelphia Eagles' Hank Baskett? So typical of her. She loves football, and now she's got herself a hott football player. And I'm officially jealous. :-P

I'm glad they're having real relationships post-Hef! Or.. "real".. whatever they may be, it's cool!

Congrats, lady!

love,
elizabethany