But today! Today's a good day. And I don't care bout nuttin. Holla at me Internet.
- Goodbye, Friday... I'm gonna spend it all playing Super Mario Bros online.
- And if that doesn't work, how 'bout these shopping sites you may or may not know about but should?
- I know the shutdown is over but like... F#@% YOU CONGRESS.
- The cast of Harriet The Spy! Where are they now?!
- They speak the truth: Things we never coulda expected in the 90s.
- And 90s toys that NEED to be brought back for the sake of our world.
- YUP: 50 things you'll never forget.
- 5 arguments that KIDS are always right about.
- Don't be a douche with a douchey Twitter bio. [IT'S SO HARD TO COME UP WITH THEM]
- If you're moving in with your boo, be aware of these 7 issues you're going to have.
- Feelin like you keep effing up, or is it just me? Relax... here's a buncha problems we'll ALL make at least once.
- Related good read: Things we shouldn't have to learn the hard way.
- If NFL logos were fat....
- Waste some time on White Whine today.
- And the truest of true Instagrams:
- Even more truth: What parents' walk in on now compared to in the 90s/00s.
- Couples costumes: 90s style! [2 guys, 2 girls, one of each... whatevah works!]
- Also: kids' costumes that should never happen.
- Not that you NEED these but like... 20 reasons Cam from Modern Family is the best ever.
- Literally the best baby pictures I've ever seen... and they're selfies.
- THIS IS MY DREAM LIFE/FAMILY. SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN.
- Somethin tells me the security guard is never gonna catch the robber.... wait for itt.....
- Karma is a bitch. Don't try to burn down a cross. Bad things happen.
- VIDEO: Dudes try to get kisses by performing magic
- I kinda love this song from Lady Gaga and R Kelly...
- The sluttiest countries in all the world.... thoughts?
- The more you know: Was Steve Jobs a FREAK in the sheets?!
- 6 things a guy should never say to a girl
- Get this haircut, and you're guaranteed some action. I almost got it! DANGIT.
- Sometimes you know someone could be your BFF right away... like this chic.
- Duh: Fergie and Josh made a really beautiful baby.
I think that's a pretty damn good one. Happy National Cupcake Day!