Seriously, it's National Be Late For Something Day, and that's a mandatory-celebration holiday.
Not allowed to be late, though: The Internet.
- Today's theme: POOP! One dude won a fight against his girlfriend after smearing poop on her face. And then another dude smeared it all over someone's car!
- I procrastinated on watching this video of a 96 year old making a song for his wife of 75 years, but you shouldn't. It's so good and touching and beautiful.
- Ever think about what you'd want your last words to be if you could pick? Maybe a little dark but WHATEVER: Cultural icons' last words.
- SO MUCH SEX INFO! It's the results of the biggest sex survey in the world.
- MORE SEX!: The more sex partners a woman has, the healthier her babies will be! SCORE!
- Don't want your man to get all whiney-faced?! Don't say these things to him.
- PHEW! I'm not too much of an adult yet! Signs you're growing up.
- The Ghetto Tracker: Helping you stay away from the scary and be a tad bit racist.
- Yeah, we definitely had a hat problem in the early 2000s.
- More proof that great people DO exist in this world... somewhere.
- Chinese men have a problem peeing straight, I guess... so they've invented something to help them out.
- Also in China: Hello Kitty Beer.
- Please note the woopsies in this here URL. [Might need to click to expand.]
- Next time someone tells you that you take too many selfies, show them this guy.
- And THIS GUY OMG! I saw him with my very own eyes... him and his freakin PENIS NOSE. Seriously. Is that not a penis?!
- Seeing celebs when they were young will never get old. Ever. Say hello to Hellen Mirren
- THIS IS SO CREEPY! Dog vs. Furby. Make sure you stick around for the ending scenes.
- FAIL CITY! Every week, more fails. [Except they're a month behind, but it's still good!]
- I vowed not to talk about the Miley incident ever again but like... this is a Jon Stewart video... and it's effing GUH-REAT.
- Just another song to prove/show how awful it is to be a female.
Wow! You better hope your kids faces do not turn out to be deformed. You should be ashamed of yourself for making fun of him! Can YOU imagine how he feels? Have a heart!!
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