With your help, Internet.
- Vines don't waste a lot of time, but a whole list of Vine FAILS will.
- Just another excuse not to go to the gym before the fun weekend festivities: It could make you go deaf, like it did this Grammy winning diva.
- Are you drafting your life away this weekend?! Here's 8 ways to make it even funner. [It's a word, damnit.]
- More life lessons the Internet is teaching me: If a dude is drinking Guinness or Corona, he's probably cheating on his woman.
- Also: What else your drink of choice says about you. As far as I can tell, this is the truth.
- Oh sweet god of twerking, NO! Juicy J is giving away a $50k scholarship for it...
- And because of things like that, I tend to question this generation... but here are the reasons why it's the greatest time to be alive.
- Think your perfect love has the same taste in salads?! Well, now there's a site to help you find them.
- Just when I had come to terms with not having fun ringtones anymore, I find out they cure hangovers! No wonder I've been struggling lately!
- Considering I'm a solid $2,000 in debt after two years, the fact that we waste $1,000 a year on stuff we don't use is terrifying.
- Let's take some time to imagine what would have happened online if these scandals went down in the world of Twitter.
- Also terrifying: If you text someone who's driving and gets in an accident, YOU'RE TO BLAME!
- DON'T WATCH PORN! It will lead to other scary things and you'll die. [According to this video.]
- John Stamos turned 50. A really sexy 50. And his Full House fam was there to celebrate.
- You know I really love the Throwback Thursday mixes, but this country mix is also really perfect for all your outdoor partying this weekend.
- Also necessary: These solid USA koozies.
- Hi, awesome person of the week. They're making everyone think T-Swift actually said these Hitler quotes. [even though they're not negative quotes, it's still comparing her to Hitler.]
- Ready for your life to change?! How to eat foods differently:
- Also life-changing: The cuddle mattress.
- Why must America deprive us of these amazingly odd soda flavors?!
- It's fine.. we have the GRILLED. DONUT. ICE CREAM. SANDWICH.
- Water-butt. Get drunk and try it this weekend. You'll be a star in no time.
I can't believe I'm condoning such things.
- You're gonna get blue balls just watching this supercut of people almost kissing... sorry I'm not sorry.
TODAY: Wear Your College Colors Day!
TOMORROW: International Bacon Day
SUNDAY: National No Rhyme or Reason Day. So do something totally random... like join our Instagram challenge.