And hayyyy, Internet!
- It's Monday, you already need a break, so you come to my blog! Hey, thanks! Here are some even more places to visit.
Oh, wait... there's a lot more....
- Get ready to cry in fear every time you pee today, fellas: A snake jumped out and bit a penis.
- Just a story about how a DMB fan found Dave Matthews stranded on the side of the road, and gave him a ride to his own concert. [!!! Side note: Why was he riding a bike to his show?]
- Now let's ALL have fun. THE drinking game for Summer 2013 pop culture.
- Not to get all emotional or anything but like... I can't help it. I need to share Cory Montheith's best Glee moments.
- New fancy way to get a facial: SNAILS.
- I kinda love reading these stories of the moment people knew they were in love. AWWWW.
- Life lesson of the day: If the sheriff's department posts your picture cuz they're looking for you, DON'T COMMENT ON IT. RUN FAR AWAY!
- Mind: BLOWN. This is a crazy theory for all Pixar movies... but I may believe it.
- Oh and also- 5 insane cases involving mistaken identity.
- Time to update those science textbooks... our solar system has a freakin' tail.
- NBD but like...in ten years, student loan debt will be the same as new grads' income.
- A Florida mom is going to jail for 20 years for shooting a warning bullet into a wall that hurt no one. [Insert some statement here about how it's super unfair, given Saturday's happenings.]
- Font always changes everything. Sometimes it's a pretty big deal.
- Wait... do yoga instructors really say these things?!
- OMG CELEBS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT! It's so neat seeing all the besties IRL at Jimmy Kimmel's wedding.
- Epic d-bag or just hilarious? Hard to tell.
- It so does.
- 5 year old calls 911 to help her mom, and thinks it's Daddy on the other line. Straight up ADORABLE.
- Okay so I'd probably try to ram a ram with a helmet too....
- A piglet getting a belly rub. Because you need it.