Ugh. But I'll help all the lames who have to be in the office with a little Internet.
- FYI, I'm not sure how I didn't know about this or forgot about it, but there's a Challenge/Rivals Fantasy League, and it's hilarious.
- I love me some bucket lists... so let's all complete this one for Summer!
- Daft Punk now has condoms... because duh.
- And one dude is making furniture that doubles as a coffin... for the creepy freaky people.
- Also weird: A urinal where dudes can wash their hands at the same time. I do not approve.
- I believe everyone should work in retail at least for a little... and then you'll know all these things to be true.
- Maybe you shouldn't go to Walmart.... you might get jizz thrown on you.
- If a guy won't buy you a drink, you should probably beat him up with your shoe. But get ready for the handcuffs.
- For the easily amused: IKEA turned sexual.
- Marriage stats that aren't good for the married or engaged soul.
- OMG MAKE IT STOP! Muppets with people eyes!
- Those strawberry gods are gettin it innnnnn!
- Hi 1990s!
- I love a good, drunk, sexy dance that leads to destruction!
- This is so perfect: If dating was like MySpace.
- You know you're a workaholic when: You don't even notice your boyfriend down on one knee.