Let's do this, Internet.
- In a list of "14 Cities that Know How To City," DALE CITY, VA is mentioned! Go 'head DC!
- Side note: America, I know it's almost you're birthday but like... you are so overrated sometimes.
- LOL YES: The four best places to break up with someone.
- So you've been wanting to try all the celebs' different liquors?! Homegirl did it for you.
- Let's remember "it gets better." These are celebs who were homeless once upon a time.
- Oh no.... Hopefully you don't agree with more than 3 of these "signs you're getting old."
- If you're looking to keep the pervs away, I'd say it's a safe bet these tights will do the trick ladies...
- Phrase of the week: "Guzzler of stagnant douche agua." AKA what Charlie Sheen called Farrah Abraham.
- From last week but SO good: The letter every parent should write to their kids.
- Note to self: Start wearing celebs' faces on my shirts. I might run into them and make for an awesome story.
- Views that only birds get to see, because they're selfish. [Also- Mexico City looks like a dumpyard, am I right?!]
- Ya know I like helping you be really mean to others... so how bout even MORE torturous pranks?!
- These pics and GIFs of dogs who immediately regret their decisions just made me such a happy girl.
- Related in happiness: Animal pictures you've gotta see before you die. AKA now.
- Now that I got you all happy and junk, time to make you feel like an idiot for not unloading cases like this.
- And to bring back the happiness: