I guess while we wait, we can play with the Internet.
- Before you get all "wahh it's Wednesday, life sucks!" realize that these people have it way worse than you.
- It's like they know my life!: 25 things that don't go away after high school, but should.
- What in the flying $&#* are these people doing to the world?! Officials trying to LOWER the legal BAC level!
- If you're looking for a cheapo vacation this summer, these are the best cities in America that won't completely rob you.
- Somehow American women are the 4th sexiest nationality in the world. I'm blaming our low morals.
- Whether you watch Kitchen Nightmares or not, you need to know about the couple that is going effing INSANE on Facebook, then claiming getting "hacked."
- Hashtag YouKnowYourMarriageIsOverWhen your husband gets arrested for getting a prostitute, WHILE ON YOUR HONEYMOON.
- The 25 bachelors going after Bachelorette Desiree's heart have been revealed. There are a lot of extremely metrosexual dudes......
- NO fails are funnier than a "SEXY-FAIL!" These album covers are hysterical.
- Also perfect: Mean Girls meets Great Gatsby memes.
- And maybe the most ridiculous: THIRSTIEST men of Instagram. AKA the grossest.
- Now let's get back to staying clean- A Toy Story Halloween special is coming, and I'm absolutely pumped.
- Turns out yesterday was Twerk Tuesday. [I obviously joined in on the fun!] But so did these grandparents.
- Taco Bell put tomatoes on this bus driver's taco... so obviously he went on a rampage- walking through the drive-thru and yelling about them not having any Mexicans working.
Now you stay classy, friends... cuz there are enough disturbing people out there. Plus- it's #WhatYaWearinWednesday, and I wanna see your hotness!