listen: drunk weirdo left me this voicemail

I've talked about my issues with giving out my number to basically anyone on the show, and I thought I had gotten better about it.... but apparently not. I got this voicemail from some "Alan" dude Friday night claiming I gave him my number and now he wants to get chicken and have sex...


What in the world is he thinking leaving that message on the voicemail of a chic on the radio?! So embarrassing. He sounds like he's showing off to his friends, too. Seriously, I'm not that cool and I'm likely to ruin your life. You shouldn't do things like this.

Part of me has a little hope that this was a prank... or that he'll realize what an ass he is.

love,
elizabethany

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