Allow me to introduce you to wine infused ice cream from Mercer's. Yes, I'm serious.
It looks delicious and sounds delicious, with FIVE FLAVORS:
- cherry merlot
- chocolate cabernet
- peach white zinfandel
- red raspberry chardonnay
Did I mention it has 5% alcohol?! That's more than your average beer. I think I just found a new way to get drunk. [I mean... a new way to enjoy my evenings, Mom...]
Obviously I had to email them because their website is a bit confusing for an ADD chic and I need this in my life! Unfortunately it's not readily available in stores in the DMV, but they did tell me Texans are in luck if they wanna find it in a store. The rest of us gotta call to order for $7.95 a pint!
If Santa's looking at this, I hope he knows I really want this in my stocking... hopefully in something that won't let it melt. Then I'll plan the most epic girls night ever.