Gimme the goodness, Internet.
- LISTEN: Dude called 911 because his phone wasn't working
- What all of the Wizard of Oz munchkins look like now
- How to find dates at parties. You're welcome.
- WTF. THESE are a new shoe trend?!
- Britney stars in Marilyn Manson's new music video. Seriously.
- I believe this: Make your days better with 4 simple steps
- 6 dangerous toys from the 90s. How dare them.
- A lady caused $1500 worth of damage at a Taco Bell... with her wheelchair.
- The 10 things you shouldn't text
- Dangerous or awesome: Lady drives herself to hospital after getting shot in the head.
- Now they offer divorce fairs
- 50 things to say during a break-up
- Ugh. TSA could be opening all your Christmas presents.
- and Congress has declared pizza a vegetable. HUH?!
- The 25 worst covers Time Magazine has ever had... picked by THEM.
- A couple really got married while the resort behind them burnt to the ground.
- I spy Eric from Real World New Orleans in this College Humor video about the girls you'll see when you go home on break.
- YES! I love Marcel the Shell!
- Dumb blonde or looking for a workout?