watch: your what be yankin?

Hm. This video left me so speechless that I genuinely don't even know how to introduce it to you beyond "make sure it's not blasting if you're at work."



Okay, I'm not sure what "yankin" means, but I'm pretty sure I don't want me hoo-ha to be doin' it.

I asked good ol' Urban Dictionary what it meant, and this is what it gives me:

• Slang meaning exceptional level of excitement and enjoyment; crankin
• A term used to refer to a vagina with multiple STDs. Often with visible blisters and/or warts, accompanied usually by a terrible stench.

I mean, the first meaning is perfect, but who actually knows that's what yankin' is?! Especially after watching this song!

Oy. Some people are just..... special.

love,
elizabethany

PS: The top comment on YouTube is pure GOLD.

"What a stunning display of beauty, grace, and elegance. I want this song played at my wedding."

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