But HAVE NO FEAR, the KISSPHONE IS HERE!
This "phone" records someone's kiss then replicates it for someone far, far away.
Seriously. "It detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the phone can reproduces same parameters to the kissphone receptor."
Wow. I mean... The lips don't appear to be soft ones. They also look to be a big large... but what's a picture show? Nothing? Debatable.
I'd obviously love to try this out but really it just seems like a toy a 5 year old could play with to learn how to become a pornographic kisser in the future.
Besides: What's a kiss without a little tongue?