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- Some people in China are going to be stuck in the same traffic jam FOR WEEKS! Yeah... I'd probably go ahead and kill myself.
- If Facebook were ancient, status updates would have been HILARIOUS.
- The BEST celeb tweets EVER! Jeremy Piven IS Ari... I love it.
- Shutter.fm is a totally awesome way to discover new music AND new music blogs! I dig it!
- I would never, ever try one of these weird alcoholic drinks. I don't care how drunk I'll get.
- Would you rather have strippers or a mosque near Ground Zero?!
- Did you know you can RENT a BRIDESMAID?! And a bunch of other random things you'd never think of.
- The smartest players in the NFL... according to GQ.
- The most overrated people in history.
- Still fat? These are probably the ten reasons why. FML.
- Ever wonder where all those places are that you hear in rap songs? I got the answer for ya.
- I'm gonna go ahead and say making edible, uber-real guns isn't the cool thing to do.
- This sign is my hero.
- I'm speechless.
- Woah. Don't take the ice cream man's street spot.