Good morning, happy Wednesday, and Happy National No Housework Day! No really... It's an official holiday. I promise you. Celebrate it by spending all of your time with me.
- Best thing ever: Tiger Woods soundboard. Try not to waste too much time on it.
- HILARIOUS: The Easter Bunny is saving people from getting tickets by covering speed traps. I knew I loved the Easter Bunny.
- These beliefs have stood the test of time so they're obviously right: Dating theories.
- There's a sex toy store for Muslims only... Can't they share?!
- 15 reasons why it's okay to be obsessed with Franzia.
- For the Pixar nerd: All the characters to scale, lined up together.
- The hottest GILFs in Hollywood are dunzo.
- All Internet nerds like Venn diagrams.
- If your excuse for not quitting smoking is because you'll gain weight, you can no longer say that.
- ALSO: What type of smoker are you?! [For the record, all types still count as being a smoker.]
- It's time to admire the best hair in Hollywood.
- I love socks. I love mis-matching my socks. I love these socks.
- How to be a chic-flik writer:
- The NYC Subway got Rick Roll'd, and for some reason no one cared.
- Hey dude, you should probably pay attention.
- Wanna pull a good prank?! Try the deer/moose-head prank.
- Wannabe NFL players are fast. Guys in suits are slow.