Good morning, happy Monday, and Happy National Deep Dish Pizza Day!
- If you live in Boston, I expect you to attend the largest lip-dub video ever, and tell me all about it. I'm jealous I can't be there!
- Want your heart broken?! 6 things you remember "learning" from history that are myths.
- Not a fan of all those Peeps you got for Easter?! Maybe you'll like Peeps Sushi.
- Who better to get sex advice from than a stripper?!
- You know your dad is mad when he beats you up with his walker. You also know you're weak.
- I love SkyMall. I'd rather not be killed by something from it, though.
- The popo's are totally out to get you... With the help of the Easter Bunny.
- And you thought your life sucked?!
- Mom and Dad FAIL.
- It's time for all of us fatties to get excited... Real excited.
- All of his hopes and dreams of becoming a single lady are now ruined.
- I'm sorry if this scares you and gives you nightmares.
- I'd rather not have sand penises come out and attack me.
- Everyone could use a little Arnold in their life.