Good afternoon, my loves! It's been a while since I've done a Hangover, so expect this to be uber great. Seriously. I have a lot.
Reasons why I suck lately:
- I was making a second website, "elizabethany in real life," and applying to jobs all weekend. Fun weekend. Not.
- I got my hurr did. Wanted a change, got the same thing. Fail.
- I finally got to go back to the HOT studios after a way-too-long hiatus. Got some interviews done, so expect some excitement!
- 8 sexual acts all men should conquer... Before tomorrow.... Justtt kidding.
- Playboy's Top Party Schools and my fave is [basically] at the top!!! REPRESENT, Mountaineers!
- I wonder if the first lady ever to get banned from all bars across a country trained at such a school.
- Since all of us ladies want our men to watch chic flics, we should appreciate the guy movies, too. Here are some easy ones to get into to.
- Every guy needs to know how to spot the one night stand chic.
- Next up on America's Most Wanted: The man who shoved a cherry pie in his wife's face.
- Lovin' that two DC media peeps [and former coworkers of mine!] tweeted at, before, and right after their wedding.
- Russell Brand's advice for Justin Bieber: Do heroin.
- I'm pissed at the most influential gays of the year list. Ellen is not #1.
- One day I hope to be one of the 50 most popular women on the web. Let's make it happen!
- "7 [EFFING] Miracles juggalos are thankful for."
- The hottest music videos ever.... Hottest meaning use of attractive people.
- "I LOVE that color! What is it?!" "Jizz." <--- Awkward.
- Ladies, pay attention: 6 things you should never buy online. [Although I disagree with them saying shoes. I get great shoes from gojane.com]
- Who knew Shrek [and gang] could be so sexy?!
- Looking at the Wizard of Oz in different lights is totally weird... and awesome.
- Really cool: Making your prom dress out of gum wrappers. I could be thousands of dollars richer right now.
- Ohh this is embarrassing. I could totally fit right in.