Thursday, February 25, 2010

nifty?: vajazzling

Alright, ladies. NEWSFLASH: Waxing your bikini completely bare= SO yesterday!

Nowadays, that's only step one of making it pretty. Step two: Putting gems all over it.

Get it? Vajazzling. Bedazzle+Vajayjay. Wow.

Sure, it's pretty when things sparkle... But remember those stick on gem tattoos from back in the day?! Imagine those down there. Imagine doing things with them down there. Uhhh... Uncomfortable! For BOTH parties, right?!

We can thank Jennifer Love Hewitt for this fancy new fashion. Ya know, Party of Five the chic we haven't heard from in a while?!





I don't get it. If I want to sparkle, I'll get some freakin' glitter. I hear glitter is in these days. Hmmmm...!!

Would you do it?!



I bet people do it as a way to cover up their herpes. ....What? Nevermind. I didn't say it.

love,
elizabethany

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow. I already hate this trend. It seems to me like this is going to A) be used to hide herpes. B) cause some really messed up sexual problems like getting jewels stuck in the tip of your penis, and C) eventually become something that twelve year old girls do for fun.

I can already see it. the cast of twilight, sponsored by Bedazzlers, being paid to show off their "hot new look"

Uggg. anyone who does this is not sexy. This fad just CREEPS ME OUT!