Ohh, these things are giving a whole new meaning to the term "jimmy hat."
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Ummm... Hmmm.... Call me crazy.... But watching my man put a pirate costume on his wee-wee is not exactly something that would turn me on.
Maybe another costume would.......
Well... The names and descriptions of the costumes certainly have me ready to give it a whirl, until I see the price of $45! Holy S. I could get one of the world's best vibrators for that much and be set!
Please tell me if I'm wrong here... Are these sexy?!