Good morning, Happy FRIDAY, and Happy Pistachio Day!
- Having trouble finding a job? There's this website that will pad your resume for ya.
- The cool new thing to do at a high school pep rally: Lap dances.
- Wouldn't life be amazing if these were real driving laws?
- Remind me never to piss off my future husband on the radio. He might sell my most prized possession for 90 cents.
- Are you indecisive? Is your significant other? There's an app for that.
- Because people are choking on hot dogs [awkward], they're changing the shape of them.
- Another edition of the worst tramp stamps ever.
- WARNING: Ladies, stay away from these guys. They're daaaaangerous.
- If this is the case, I'm there.
- Best. Hospital sign. Ever.
- It's really pretty amazing what fame and time can do for someone. Check out Ke$ha before and after:
- And Ke$ha performing in middle school:
- This kid's awesome. I bet he's a gymnast. Handstand push-ups at the age of 5!
- OMG. Meanest. Prank. EVERRR!