Oh. My. Goodness. I am SO glad I accidentally typed the wrong thing and found this little diddy.
It is now possible to fly with your very own jet pack, my friends.
You have to be over the water, but who cares! It's less scary that way anyway, right?!
It's called the LetLev-Flyer, and it helps you soar over the water and do tricks and basically do everything you've ever wanted to do after watching a day's worth of cartoons.
Don't believe me? Fine. Watch the video.
Tell me you don't want to empty out your bank account and move to the lake right now! I won't believe you if you don't want to.
The problem is, you probably will have to empty out your bank account. And your parents'. And your grandparents'. Its $129,000. Ugh.
The good news: When I first spotted by super awesome stilts, they were uber expensive, and now they're totally affordable! Moral of the story: The price will fall... Eventually.
So start saving some money! Maybe we can all split one... I'm a good sharer.