Tuesday, November 24, 2009

nifty?: the c string

Forget the G-string, ladies and gents! It's time to move on to bigger and better things in the '10s! [Is that how we'll say it?! Or teens?!]

I guess by bigger, I actually mean smaller.

It's called the C-string and it's the new form of underwear. It just somehow conforms to your area and stays there. No panty lines, no going commando... Something in between.

I really thought underwear couldn't get any smaller than the tiny G-strings you see on strippers. My imagination isn't good enough, apparently. This is crazy.

It really just looks like a patch of weird forest down there at first glance... Or maybe an awkward tattoo.

Imagine a guy taking off your clothes. He's looking for the strings.. Doesn't feel them. "She's commando!" he thinks excitedly. Suddenly, there's a contraption in between her legs.

Can you imagine the confusion?!

It's a great idea, and I will certainly give it some props, and it has tons of designs, but I can not imagine wearing this, especially as a bikini as it suggests on the website. Holy moly, skanks.


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