no bueno: cock blocking costumes

Less than a week until Halloween! Are you as excited as I am?! There's only 4 days until the real celebrations kick off!

If you're a procrastinator like me, maybe you haven't gotten your costume yet. [I did finally get mine finished, thank goodness.] I say get creative with your costume, but since it's so last minute, all I'm going to say is not to get any of the following outfits. They are bound to be your very own cockblock.

Does this really need an explanation?



Thanks for covering your awkwardly small P with this Flintstone looking 3rd leg.



You now have the wrong side of the magnet.



No thanks, I'm afraid of snakes.



Thank you for pronouncing yourself a dickhead.



No thank you... I don't really like kissing vajays.



Are we celebrating you being named Ultimate D-bag?!



I wish I could walk by you without laughing.



Nice try, but I still just want a real Blow Pop.



Now you can match the sign you give to every picture taken of you.

Boys... Please... Be creative, be funny, but don't be a d-bag.
As for the ladies, please make sure to at least have some pasties and undies on... And avoid the cat and bunny ears. Thanks.

love,
elizabethany