Wow! I never thought I'd be combining a football post with an "X-rated" tag! Thanks to the all-new Dallas Cowboys Stadium [ugh, I hate that I'm thanking that...] I can do such things!
Every new item needs a good, public christening. Luckily, two relatively young Irvin fans did that for everyone Monday night.
According to this guy, this picture, and this video, a couple headed to the bathroom and got jiggy with it for everyone to see, hear, and take pictures of.
As soon as they walked out, as you might expect, they got quite the applause. There was also someone who welcomed them to YouTube. TRUE story.
I try to imagine myself as them. Part of me is really, really embarrassed and I would run as fast and as far as I could, right after slapping my guy in the face for "making" me do such a thing. The other part of me is like "These two are now legends. They christened a stadium that is going down in the history books."
How do you feel about it?
And b-t-dubbs... as much as I hate to say it... Yes, this stadium is pretty nuts and will definitely go down in stadium Hall of Fame, if they were to have such a thing. As much as the video screen is annoying, I hear the stadium is outrageously incredible. I also hear they have cage dancers.
So... As my Redskins fail to excite me right now [although I will never turn my back on them no matter what happens.. I love them 'til the end, fair weather or not], I have to turn to the X-ratedness of Cowboys fans. [I will never depend on the Cowboys for anything, Scout's Honor.]
Thank you for putting your private business out there for the world to see. Literally.