This is fascinating to me.
This cute little turtle is super convenient, AND totally saving the planet... Kind of.
It's for your office and serves as a USB extender to give you 4 extra ports, an ashtray, and a stapless stapler.
Yeah, I said it. A stapler that doesn't need any staplers. I couldn't believe it either, nor did I understand.
Somehow the thing punches a small hole, creates a flap, and tucks it under, I think. It's pretty freakin' cool. No more stapling your fingers, poking your nail bed trying to undo them, or any of the staple-terribleness.
So basically, I don't really understand the 1950's aspect of an ashtray in your office, but this turtle is probably the coolest kid in the office neighborhood right now, and everyone is really jealous that he's taking the roll Buzz Lightyear did with toys.
He's even getting the award of Genius of the Month [because it's been way too long.]
Sugar Daddy.... Add this to the list, please and thanks. It's only $11!!