I don't like to say this ever, but this guy is giving Ellen a run for her money when it comes to graduation speeches.
This guy, who I guess is a comedian that I have never heard of, is named Eugene Mirman. He gave the speech to a HIGH SCHOOL graduating class, and it's pretty funny.
It's a little weird that he laughs at all of his own jokes, but some of them are still pretty funny.
If you don't agree, imagine yourself when you graduated high school, listening to the boring speaker you had. If you had this guy, you'd be rolling in your seat.