Sunday, June 21, 2009

britney has an imposter

Well this is just not okay.

There is a girl who basically thinks she is Britney Spears. She does everything that BritBrit does, and lives Britney's life. She even shaved her head when B had her meltdown.

I knew that Anna Nicole Smith had a lady who did this, and even gained and lost the weight with her, but I had no idea Britney did.

Did I mention this is literally her job and life? She earns her living by looking like Britney Spears and living her life.
I feel there's almost a spiritual connection between us. So, just like Britney, I took a pair of hair clippers and shaved my head right down the middle. When I saw the first bald strip in the mirror I wanted to stop because it looked so awful, but I had to continue until it was all gone. My mum cried when she saw it....
....I wanted to become an actor and singer,' says Lorna, the daughter of a civil servant, who studied Performing Arts at university. 'But I'm nowhere near as talented a singer as Britney, so I'm happy to impersonate her and enjoy the adulation she receives.

........ WHAT?!?!?

First of all, I don't even think homegirl [Lorna Bliss] looks that much like B. Spears. Second, what in the H are you doing with your life?! I LOVE my girl, but I would never try and live someone's life!

I'm mad. Real mad. I don't know why specifically, but I'm fuming. Ugh.


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