Ladies!! I got somethin' else for ya! Do you have some cellulite hangin' around on your booty, thighs or tumtum? [You don't have to tell me out loud. Just answer to yourself, duh.]
This might be the cure! The Scala knickers.
They heat up when they come in contact with skin. When they heat up your body, it turns fat cells into liquid, and then they leave the body thanks to your liver! [I know.. Too much medical nonsense for once sentence.]
Apparently 80-90% of women who have tried it out so far have said it totally worked for them!
They may look silly, but who cares! I have no idea how long you have to wear them for it to work, but that's not the point! The point is that cellulite... Or cottage cheese as I like to call it... Is a problem no more! Wahoo!
And by the way... They just went on sale today so you could totally be one of the first to try it out. You're welcome.
If you try it out, let me know. I still have yet to find my Sugar Daddy. Currently accepting applications sent to email@example.com.