Thursday, April 2, 2009

prevent the walk of shame

OK SERIOUSLY, this week is SO GREAT for new products!!

This time, someone's lookin' out for everyone who has to do the walk of shame. [And let's be honest, everyone has done it at least once... And probably even more than that!]

It's the Walk of Shame Kit, for only 35$!!!

Here's what it includes:
  • Dress/Morning after cover-all. It slips over everything, and even makes a great bikini cover-up!
  • Flip Flops, one size fits most. Let's be honest... The heels are the worst part about the walk of shame, minus the jewelry.
  • Backpack. You're going to need something to put all of your belongings in.
  • Sunglasses. Hiding the red-eye and smudged make-up is absolutely necessary.
  • Pre-pasted toothbrush. "4/5 dentists say you probably won't remember where your mouth has been."
  • Wipes. Clean yourself up. Face, body, especially down there.
  • Call/Don't Call notes. Well, what do you want him to do when he wakes up?
  • Breast Cancer Awareness bracelet. Buying this kit means you're helping a good cause, too!
So, I think I'm going to have to take the Genius of the Week card away from the Tinge, and give it to this now. What a GENIUS idea!! And not even that much money, AND helping a good cause!

+93872423 points! I want it! Sugar Daddy, where are you?!


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