prevent the walk of shame

OK SERIOUSLY, this week is SO GREAT for new products!!

This time, someone's lookin' out for everyone who has to do the walk of shame. [And let's be honest, everyone has done it at least once... And probably even more than that!]

It's the Walk of Shame Kit, for only 35$!!!

Here's what it includes:

• Dress/Morning after cover-all. It slips over everything, and even makes a great bikini cover-up!
• Flip Flops, one size fits most. Let's be honest... The heels are the worst part about the walk of shame, minus the jewelry.
• Backpack. You're going to need something to put all of your belongings in.
• Sunglasses. Hiding the red-eye and smudged make-up is absolutely necessary.
• Pre-pasted toothbrush. "4/5 dentists say you probably won't remember where your mouth has been."
• Wipes. Clean yourself up. Face, body, especially down there.
• Call/Don't Call notes. Well, what do you want him to do when he wakes up?
• Breast Cancer Awareness bracelet. Buying this kit means you're helping a good cause, too!

So, I think I'm going to have to take the Genius of the Week card away from the Tinge, and give it to this now. What a GENIUS idea!! And not even that much money, AND helping a good cause!

+93872423 points! I want it! Sugar Daddy, where are you?!

love,
elizabethany