Sanjaya Malakar may be one of the most annoying Idol contestants in history.. Yet he doesn't seem to think so.
Maybe it's because of the girls who for some reason cry whenever they see him perform, or maybe it's because he thinks people really actually like his hair. Who knows.. But either way, he has decided he is not giving up on his "legit" career.
So, what he is doing, is releasing an album, with only 5 tracks on it. That's it. Just 5. And it's called "Dancing to the Music in My Head."
Did I mention the groovy-tastic album cover in which he is running his hands through his flowy locks? Yikes.
Oh, also.. That's not all he's doing. He wrote a memoir that's coming out at the end of the month. The title: "Dancing to the Music in My Head: Memoir's of the People's Idol."
I'm sorry.. Did he say "people's Idol"???? Who ever gave him that name? It must be about someone other than him because apparently it's about the story of the people's Idol before, during, and after their time on the reality show.
Sanjaya.. Darling... I'm sorry, but we're over you. You don't gotta go home, but you gotta get the H outta our lives.. ASAP. Thanks.