Monday, December 15, 2008

why would you ever

Alright... I want to know one thing.. Who would ever buy the Victoria's Secret Fantasy bra?!

Seriously.. What does it have to offer besides bragging rights that you can actually afford it?!

Okay.. let's take a look at a couple, then we'll evaluate the sitch.

Those are the Fantasy Bras for 2001-2004....

Yeah, they're kind of pretty... But.. Do they hold anything up?! I mean really. There's no way That thing is able to hold up Tyra's tatas! But wait, I'm not even going to get into it all yet. You need to know some facts real quick.
  • The price ranges from a couple million dollars, to 12.5 million$ !!!
  • It's basically a bra made out of diamonds and other gems.. This year's bra has 1500 carats.. 2005's has ONE 101 carat diamond that hangs down.. But that doesn't include all of the other diamonds and rubies.
  • The model is not included in the purchase.
These are the "Fantasies" from 2005-2008.

Alright.. Now, don't get me wrong. I think they're really pretty [minus 2001, 2004, and 2006..], but for a couple million dollars?! Or even up to 12?!

And... Let's be honest here. How would they be ANY kinda comfortable?! And how do I know that the little stringy ones aren't going to break?! Or how do I know ANY of them won't break for that matter?!

I just don't really see any benefit from them, sorry. The models don't come with them. Not many people look as good as the models IN them. And you'll probably end up with scars from the scratches they will give you if you move around too much.


Maybe they're just designed to create controversy, and for the very few people who can actually stand to spend money on them. You people amaze me.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm with model, no sale baaaaahahaha!