getaway

What do you do when you're cooped up in jail and can't have any "fun"?
a) Suck it up and deal with it.
b) Drop the soap on purpose.
c) Sneak into a place no one will find you and do what you gotta do.

Inmates in Indiana chose C, of course.

But where was their secret hiding place? Up above the cells, in the ceilings.

They moved the ceiling tiles over, climbed through there to another cell, called the person up, and did the deed. For TWO MONTHS before getting caught.

When they finally did get caught, the officer asked one of the girls "Do you know why you're in here?" And she said "Does it have anything to do with girls going through the ceiling?!" Idiot.

The best part though, is the collection of mugshots. Take a look at them.. Would you or would you not EXPECT something like this from these people? I vote yes.


We have the white trash girls, and maybe a hooker to the left. We have the kid who probably just lost his V card, the typical creeper, and then the old guy creeper. So stereotypical.

I mean really, they had a FANTASTIC idea.. But they couldn't have thought they would get away with it forever, right?

Nice try though!

love,
elizabethany