If this isn't a match made in my Heaven, I don't know what is.
Meet Pan-Kun the chimp and James the bulldog. The're besties that star in Japanese shows, and they're the cutest freakin' thing since the dancing baby. [Okay, MAYBE there have been cuter things since then...]
I can't stop watching them! They are TO DIE FOR. I'm in love.
Who wants to travel with me to kidnap them?! We'll NEVER get caught...
As much as I pretend to have a mild heart that only desires a sugar daddy, I have a secret- That's not entirely true. One day I want my movie-like life to be something like a love story. Someday.
Imagine sitting in the theater to see a movie, and literally seeing your story on the big screen as your boyfriend proposes to you. It'd be incredible. It was incredible for this couple:
Note to future love of my life: Take notes. Kthanks.
Him running into the theater and taking his sweet ass time might annoy some people, but if I were her, I bet that would be the point where I started laughing/crying at the same time.
People are cute. I like it when they're cute. ...Until I get all hard and guarded again, anyway.
Buzzfeed posted 50 pictures of baby coatis, some animal that I had never heard of. When I checked out the pictures of these precious things that are related to the raccoon family but also resemble aardvarks, I DIED.
I want. Now. Seriously.
OBVIOUSLY I had to check out some videos on YouTube before I really declared my love and yearning for such a thing in my home.
They seem pretty rambunctious, and probably aren't the best thing to keep caged up, plus they get pretty big, but THEY'RE STILL AWESOME!
I won't say much, I'll just say Happy National Puppy Day.
Also, to celebrate, I think you should adopt a pet and save its life. If you can't take care of it, feel free to "accidentally" drop it at my doorstep. Mom will fall in love immediately and save the "sorry Mom, I got a dog" talk.
This isn't something I'd go Googling or anything, but when I came across it, I realized maybe I should have!
Look at these pictures of animals inside the womb! [Yes, they're real!] They're not only super cute, but really fascinating and incredible.
Okay, so maybe the shark is actually still pretty scary, but whatever.
They're all a part of a new documentary from National Geographic called "Extraordinary Animals in the Womb." They used all sorts of cameras to take these pictures and a bunch more from the beginning of their creation until they were born!
You can count me in on trying to find time to watch this!
So this video is actually a couple months old, but somehow I'm just stumbling upon it. [Thanks to my BFF Ellen.
Ya know every little boy or girl wants to be just like their older brother or sister when they're super young... And this little guy just wants to be a hula hooping champion.
Cute, funny, viral genius. How much more presh can he get?!
I need to take notes, though. I think he's got the moves down, he just needs a smaller hoop! I need to remember this the next time I join WVAQ on stage for a hula hooping competition.
It's been a while since I've seen a picture of Halle Berry's daughter Nahla, and she's getting so big!
Not only is she getting big, but she's beautiful! The gals were out shopping together today, and it looks like the little one isn't exactly what I'd call "camera shy."
Gah, she's totally one of my new favorites. Could she get any cuter?!
Her mom is literally perfect, and it's probably safe to say Nahla is on that track, too. Her, Suri, and the Spears bros should totally have a play date. It'd be the hottest kiddie play date ever.
They need to bring back American Juniors [the kids version of American Idol] for all these super tots who are all over YouTube nowadays.
The latest star is this precious little boy who does his own version of "I'm Yours."
So he doesn't really know the words, that's not the point! He's playing a ukulele and it sounds AMAZING! How does a little boy learn such things?! [Minus the fact that he's Asian...]
Ellen needs to bring him and the little T. Swift girl on the same show sometime.
For some reason this video has been all over the news, every website imaginable, and well... Just about everywhere. Why am I showing you? That's a good question.
I introduce to you the surprised kitty that has everyone talking.
I mean.... As the crazy cat lady, I'll admit... It's cute. But it's nothing too crazy. My kittens did the same thing! [Kinda.]
It is a freakin' precious kitten... But really?! The NEWS?! Meh. I'm over it already.
I have two videos of incredible kids that I must share.
First up- This is supposed to be a show put on by the guy awkwardly dancing in stilts, who decides to swing some random boy between his legs.
You may think something hilarious is going to happen like the stilts break, the boy falls, etc... False. Watch after the boy is put down. The show's star is no longer Mr. Stilts.
How jealous are you of his moves?! I'm 20 years older than him and can't move like that! [Maybe it's the color of my skin that hurts my ability, but I'd like to think I can overcome that!]
I also still can't figure out how kids learn this stuff! They must be watching inappropriate videos that national TV would never allow these days. I mean, look! He's got the face down and everything!
But... If they didn't watch such videos, we wouldn't be able to watch these videos... Which is why I 100% support such acts.
Next up: Another little kid who clearly watches TV meant for an older audience, and makes sure to take close notes.
She's only 2 years old, but she knows the words to "You Belong With Me," completely a capella, and how to act out Taylor Swift's VMA performance.
She starts out being the cutest little thing I've ever seen, then she's like a miniature Miley Cyrus, stripping her clothes at a VERY young age!
The thing is.... I'm okay with her doing it! She's so freakin' precious and knows all the words and loves being the center of attention!
Basically... These two kids are exactly how I want my kids to be. If that means having 2 year-olds study the VMAs, I'm okay with that.