that's illegal

Uh ohhh! A certain 14 time Olympic gold medalist got caught on camera doing something ILLEGAL!

In fact, doing illegal DRUGS!

Obviously I'm talking about Michael Phelps. But what was he doing?

Hittin' the bong!

This picture is causing a lot of buzz, as you can imagine! I mean, he's only 23, and it was while he was visiting a girl at USC [the South Carolina one, that is..] back in November. A lot of people are saying he was just living the life of a college student.

Apparently at this party, he showed up, and was loud and obnoxious the whole time.

“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go. Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.”
-Source

And I guess he was quite the pro when it came to smoking and partying. But really, just let the guy have fun, right?!

I just hope he really wasn't that obnoxious. I hate when people realize they're awesome, but then lose awesomeness because of their attitude. Ugh.

So let's just look at this as letting off some steam, and getting in some good ol' fashioned college celebration for his wins. Okay great.

love,
elizabethany

middle aged mortal vs. michael phelps

What does a reporter do when the best swimmer in the world is in town and has a crazy hectic schedule!?

He squeezes in an interview, too! Just to make it possible for Phelps to fall asleep even faster.

On top of the interview, why not race?



I'm mad Anderson called himself a middle aged mortal, ha. As far as I know, a lot of people look at him as a god.. Most especially all the women who want him.

The thing I wonder is if he honestly thought he might beat Michael Phelps?! He's a fish. He ISN'T human, therefor a random, news reporter human probably won't beat him. But, to each his own.. I'm sure it was fun!

And, I wouldn't mind saying I raced Michael.. Even if I lost. IF.

For a middle aged mortal, I must admit Mr. Cooper, you don't look half bad.

love,
elizabethany

getting serious

So "mega-hunk" Michael Phelps [I say it in quotes on purpose... I'm not sure I understand the "mega-hunk" title people have given him...] has a girlfriend of 2 months.. Ever since his epic performance in Beijing.

First of all, is this the type of girl [whose name is Caroline "Caz" Pal and is a strip-club cocktail waitress in Vegas] you'd see the 29487 gold medals winner dating? Not me. I'd think of someone more classy, I think.

Her Myspace page says "Baby, let me upgrade you".. And let's be honest.. People in Vegas and photographers all over have probably seen her chest more than we've seen Michael's. Interesting.

Anyways, looks like they're moving fast. He brought her home to Maryland for Thanksgiving to meet the folks.. And the rest of the family. I wonder how they like her. All I can imagine is a Tila Tequila-like visit with the family.. With lapdances for everyone.

But, I'm not on to judge.............. Michael, this is your SHINING MOMENT! You could have pretty much anyone in the world, I bet.. So, if this is who is worthy of you, I trust your decision.............

love,
elizabethany

so not sexy

UN-Sexiest magazine covers of all time? I know you've always wondered what they could be..

Have no fear, The Examiner is here! To tell us ;)




Can't say I disagree! I don't know if I've seen EVERY magazine cover, but, none of these are very appealling.

But I don't think Michael Phelps' and Ciara's are nearly as bad as they make them. Oh well.

Chyna, you do GOT to go, though.

love,
elizabethany

oh-em-gee

Has anyone seen this SNL video of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin?!?



She looks SO much like her! Holy moly!
It's also pretty hilarious. So I vote you watch. :)

Apparently there are claims that the fact that Tina Fey "could have" been performing on the premiere of SNL is the reason the ratings were record breaking.. I don't know about that, though. Even though Michael Phelps is all in our faces lately, and it seems like at some point we've got to get sick of him.. I'm going to say the premiere was huge because of him.

Still, fantastic job, Tina! We want more!

love,
elizabethany