nifty: life-size gummy versions of yourself

Once again, Japan is proving that they're THE COOLEST COUNTRY EVER!

To celebrate "White Day," which is kinda like Valentine's Day, one company is making life-size gummy versions of people. LIFE-SIZED, GUMMY, YOU!

I'm not saying we should ever eat that much gummy substance, but like.... Just IMAGINE being able to take a bite out of yourself!
Okay, maybe that's a little creepy.

Did I mention it only costs $65?! And a little time standing in front of a camera.

 Just imagine your honey unwrapping this beast of a candy. You'd win any gift giving contest for the rest of your life.

Seriously. I've had enough of all this teasing. It's time to move to Japan. Surely they have some kinda American/English radio there........ WHO'S WITH ME?!

love,
elizabethany

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watch/nifty: hilarious equestrian workout system from asian people

Forget the Shake Weight and any other sexual workout items. This here, my friends, tops them all.

And thank God for the Asians who give us such beautiful pieces of equipment.

Now equestrians can simulate the ride in the comfort of their own home.........



First of all, there's no way they can really pretend like this is all about "simulating riding a horse." They're just smarter than us and think of sexual things, THEN try to compare them to other, more innocent things... I would bet my bottom dollar on that.

Either way, I do think it'd be fun to have. And it might even work some muscles! But I think it would work even better with a partner... ya knowww?!

love,
elizabethany

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the coolest thing ever: the fake pool

This is freakin' cool. Totally random, but awesome.

It's the Japanese fake pool. [Go figure. The Asians ALWAYS have the coolest things.]

From the top, it looks like there are people chillin' on the bottom of a pool.
From the bottom, it feels like you're inside the pool and people are looking down on you.

It has officially been added on my things to experience/places to visit before I die... Or before I'm old.

love,
elizabethany

just another kanamara matsuri... aka penis festival

It's that time of the year again!

No, I don't mean time for April showers and allergies... I mean the time to worship and celebrate the cock!!

Seriously. I'm not kidding. Last year I was just as shocked as most of you when I found out that every year at the beginning of April Japan hosts Kanamara Matsuri, AKA the Steel Phallus Festival.

I'm still not sure exactly what all goes on. There's a parade of schlongs, lots of weiner-shaped foods, and thousands of people worshiping the biggest wangs you'll ever see.

There's even dong shaped novelties and rides!

It's all about celebrating fertility, and what other object is the root of such evil?! Nothing.

They're probably the scariest johnsons I've ever seen. I think I'd run far, far away if they came near me. Then again, I'd totally want to get some very inappropriate pictures and make sure every prude American sees it.

Leave it to the Asians to do such a thing, right?! Silly Asians...

love,
elizabethany

PS: Can someone remind me next March about this?! I won't remember, but I absolutely want to be in attendance... No matter how scary it may be.