Well HOTT DIGGITY DAMN, TOPANGA! Good thing Cory snatched you up early and didn't let you get away. It'd be a shame for him to show up to the reunion and see you like this.
Her body isn't perfect, but she's one of the most beautiful women ever. Imagine if all housewives brought the groceries home or cleaned the house like that. No one would ever get divorced.
I can't wait to learn more lessons from her and see her all grown up! If you can't wait either, check out more from her Maxim article!