Be beautiful, Internet.
- Forget whatever diet you have planned for the new year, these sex positions will really help you lose weight
- Absolutely true: 10 skills men should have that women find attractive
- Good news! Women who drink wine have better sex!
- Better news: seeing eroticism before a workout improves your athleticism
- Forget cabs, the new way to get around is your own, affordable, driver.. at any time/place with the touch of an app!
- Where celebs worked before they were famous
- What you should never say at the gym
- Twins were born FIVE YEARS apart! I don't think I'd consider them twins...
- Pretty awesome: Zoom in hella close and look at people at Obama's inauguration. I don't know how else to explain, so just play for yourself.
- YAY DC AND VIRGINIA! People really like us! So much, they're coming our way!
- If your name is Kevin, Justin, or Mandy, sorry 'bout ya. If you're a Charlotte or Jacob, you're in luck!
- Siri IS becoming the scary lady from Smart House!
- Luda is opening a Beer N Chicken restaurant! I wanna go!
- A bank was left unlocked for MULTIPLE DAYS
- 911 gave a lady permission to shoot a guy
- If you can read this, you're an English genius.
- People actually get fast food tattoos...?
- Ooohh, ouch.
- Now there's a 6 year old GIRL rapper!
- Jimmy Kimmel tortured kids again
- Hott damn, this girl looks like Angelina Jolie.
- Mr Anchorman had a Ron Burgundy moment
That's all for right now! Enjoy your morning, lovebirds!