This lady apparently had to go to the bathroom real bad. I get that. Everyone has that moment where you're about to pee your pants but you can't leave where you are so WTF are you supposed to do?!
Well, this lady didn't seem pressured to stay where she was for any reason, but she did feel the need to pull down her pants in the middle of the store and relieve herself.
Seriously... SEEEERIOUSLY. And then she denies it!
Most hilarious thing I've seen all week. Unreal.