Good morning and Happy Chocolate Covered Cashews Day!!!....
- If only they had this in Morgantown: Free flip-flops for drunk women!
- "Sexy librarian" isn't just a fantasy. It's the real deal.
- Do you still use MySpace? If so, you're probably one of these 8 people.
- One night stands are okay because we learn things from them.
- I will absolutely buy a shark repelling bracelet so that I don't end up on Shark Week.
- When you look at the numbers, KFC's Double Down is healthy compared to lots of other foods.
- The most awesomest thing ever. The end.
- Who woulda thunk gas stations could be so cool?!
- Isla Fisher and her daughter are so freakin' cute. And she's obviously preggers again!
- You know you're a badass when: You can do this as a kid.
- This movie totally looks funny, and it's the simplest promo ever!
- OMG these windows are the most magical things I've ever seen.
- This birthday candle is just as magical.
- Why is this so funny?