Good morning and Happy Tax Day! Want some freebies in DC?! You're welcome! :)
- THANK GOODNESS: 20 things you're never too old for.
- Chubby guys love their iPhones. [This also proves the bigger the guy, the smaller the ya-know.] NSFW, obvi.
- Need to dump your significant other? There's a website for that.
- You'd think pharmacists were honest and told you everything... But there are a lot of things they're keeping from you.
- The magazine cover archive is totally inspirational.
- Warning to dads: Don't ban your kids from playing games. You'll die. Literally.
- JMU got a little crazy this past weekend. Did you miss it? Here are the videos.
- Now Brazil has hotter, more scandalous TV than America.
- Headline: Cannibal goth duo kill and serve meat of 16 year old girl with potatoes.
- If you're trying to save money, make a chandelier out of things from your recycling bin.
- Subway cheese sucks and they know it.
- Oh #%$&
- Activate your knockers' lights, ladies: