Oh, Miley.
She's all about the controversial photo shoots, isn't she? The latest is her cover shoot for Elle Magazine.
She talks all about how she's not a kid anymore and how she's high fashion and super excited to help the middle-American with her line at WalMart.
Ugh. Miley, just because you're not Hannah Montana anymore doesn't mean you have to force yourself to not be a kid. I'm not trying to have to write up a blog about how you got caught with coke on your way to the abortion clinic after cheating on you boyfriend with a chic.
But, who are you to listen to me, right? Go right ahead.. Take pictures that I'd expect someone double your age to take.
Really, though? Was the thrusting the air [in a ridiculously hideous outfit] necessary?? Probably not. And would it hurt you to smile? The whole I-wanna-try-out-this-sex-kitten-face is not really workin' on ya.. Sorry.
I can hear her rebuttal now... "Oh Bethy, I'm just bein' Miley!"
love,
elizabethany
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