Thursday, June 18, 2009

don't revirginize yourself

Apparently it is totally possible to become a virgin again, ladies!

There's some surgery that restores your hymen. [AKA your cherry] After it's restored, it gets popped again when you have sex so the guy sees everything he would as if you were a virgin. [I don't think I need to go into details, right?!]

Anyways, some lady decided it would be a good idea to do it before her wedding, and then every year after that for 6 years.... Even though the doctors told her it wasn't a good idea.

Idiot. Now she's in Intensive Care because of an infection.

You deserve it, lady. Sorry... But you can only be a virgin once. Maybe twice is acceptable.


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